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k6 Only Reports LCP for the Last Page You Close

August 29, 2026August 28, 2026 by halimat

Sixty-one monitored URLs reported time to first byte. Nine reported Largest Contentful Paint. The nine weren’t a random sample — they were the last page of each check script, which is the entire explanation.

Categories WordPress & Performance Tags core-web-vitals, grafana, javascript, monitoring, performance

When Your Performance Plugin Causes the Regression It’s Supposed to Prevent

August 29, 2026July 15, 2026 by halimat

A plugin built to delay non-critical JavaScript until user interaction concentrated all of that JavaScript’s cost into exactly the moment interaction responsiveness gets measured.

Categories WordPress & Performance Tags core-web-vitals, devops, javascript, performance

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